WHAT IF... YOU TURN ON THE TV AND HEARD 2 NORMAL GUYS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT, AS INDEPENDENTS, GAVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH AS THE PLATFORM THEY WERE RUNNING ON?



My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of the Iraq regime has

been completed.



Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our

mission in Iraq is complete.



This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American

forces from Iraq This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now

time to begin the reckoning.




Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries

which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is

short . The United Kingdom , Spain , Bulgaria , Australia , and Poland

are some of the countries listed there.



The other list contains every one not on the first list. Most of the

world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be

distributing copies of both lists later this evening.



Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those

nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved

during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the

Iraqi war. THEN EVERY YEAR THERE AFTER IT'll GO TO OUR SOCIAL SECURITY

SYSTEM SO IT WON'T GO BROKE IN 20 YEARS.



The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world

Hellholes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.



Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France


In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this

money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home.

On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we

will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face

of the earth.



Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try ! France or maybe China


I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France

, Germany , and Russia Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are

retiring from NATO as well. Bonne chance, mez amies.



I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN

diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid

parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded

and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You

creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets

tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned over

to some of the finest chop shops in the world.

I love New York


A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are

likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to

try not pissing us off for a change.



Mexico is also on List 2 its president and his entire corrupt government

really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple extra thousand

tanks and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to

put 'em? Yep, border security.



Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty -

starting now.



We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be drilling for

oil in Alaska - which will take care of this country's oil needs for

decades to come. If you're an environmentalist who opposes this

decision, I refer you to List 2 above: pick a country and move there.



It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens.

Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, 'darn tootin.

'


Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the

world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on

the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to

eliminate homelessness in America . To the nations on List 1, a final

thought. Thank you guys. We owe you and we won't forget.



To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to learn to

speak Arabic.

God bless America . Thank you and good night.

The Question to you... Would you support 2
people with no political ties, That used these ideas to let the people
take back our Country?

I would vote for them too.